My Life

Health

Allie: She's doing fine like a dog should be.

My Dad: Has a mix of bronchitis and nasal problems.

Me: Runny Nose

My Mom: Trying to avoid us.
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Mental Health

Allie: I don't speak dog

My Dad: Ask him

Me: Probably not O.K.

My Mom: She's gone paranoid
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Cht with me in the comment section. (If you want to talk to me) A. C. E. S. Stay tuned!!!

Doubleblog

Snakes 2, here we go
   

               1.Australia is the only continent where venomous snakes actually outnumber the non-venomous ones.
              2.The Boa Constrictor is the only living animal which is commonly known by its full Latin name, boa constrictor. The only other example is the extinct Tyrannosaurus Rex.
              3.On April 1, 2007, Google sent an email to its employees warning that a python was loose in its New York Office. It was not a joke.
              4.The decapitated head of a dead snake can still bite hours after death. Because dead snakes can't regulate how much venom they inject, such bites can often contain large amounts of venom.
              

              5.Ball pythons are treated with great care when they happen to wander into a Nigerian village. They are allowed to roam freely or gently picked up and placed out in a forest or field. If    one is accidentally killed, many towns build a coffin for the snake's remains and give it a short funeral.

               6. Many snakes are venomous, the Tiger Keelback Snake is the only snake species that is also poisonous. They sequester toxins from poisonous toads they eat and ooze it out of glands on     the backs of their necks.

               7. An Inland Taipan in the world is the most venomous snake in the world. One dose can  kill 289 people. Second place can kill 65. By comparison, the Indian King Cobra can kill ten.

               8.King Cobras aren't actually true cobras and are called that because their diet consists of other snakes, including cobras  .

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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
                                                    You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry.

We all know the song. 

Well, at least most of us do.

Anyways, me and Lily and Avery(The tooth blog star) have decided to preform this. 

Your opinions are,

a.Sure

b.no

c.i don't care

d.why????????????????????????????????????????

e.how to you know about this????????????????????????

Tooth Blog

So, I have a friend. I know, right shocking! But, She lost her tooth. In a very unusual way. Me. The way was hilarious. Pinch Ow. Pinch Ouch, Stop that. Pinch Wa Wa Wa Wa. Whats wrong? {In between sobs } You You You. What?  My tooth Aaaah. So then I take off her glasses and Boom!
they're gone. What you do with my glasses? Uh,Uh. I get up and then I realize something. We are moving! AAAAAAAAAH. Bus Driver, help me out here. So we get to the REC, and I find her glasses. (I totally wasn't sitting on them by the way.) They're not broken, so that's good. Code red-Blood everywhere. So we get to the Rec. We eat a bagel. Hey, Colton my tooth just fell out. Cool.

Puns

Puns. Puns. Puns. I think where to start. 

 Snakes

Which river are you sure to find snakes? The Hiss-isippi River

What did the snake give to his wife?  A goodnight hiss

 For more snake puns:  http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/snakejokes.html

  I never gonna give-

 you up.

 No! I give up.  I'm not Rick Astley.

Whoever said that- It is not nice to Rick-Roll people.

Snakes

  Snakes... where do I begin? Oh yeah, if you don't like snakes this might not be the blog for you. Now that we got pretty much half the world out of the way. (It's actually more than 50%, its 51%). But nobody reads my blogs anyway. {Intensive Crying} So... if you are still here I'm pretty much going to go on a rant about snakes.


1./2. Black Mambas the fastest snake in the world and because we are so original at coming up with names, the Black Mamba is actually grey and sometimes green. But there is some logic to it's name. It gets it's name from the inky black inside their mouths.

3. The King Cobra is the largest venomous snake in the world growing up to be 18 feet long.

4. The longest snake ever recorded was a reticulated python named Medusa. She was 25 feet 2 inches.

 5. The longest snake ever living is named... Titanoboa. It is as huge as 48 feet, and weighs 1 and 1/2   tons (3000 lbs.!)!
 

         We will just have to make a Part 2
          Sorry for lying about Bob Ross, I spoke with a forked tongue.

Miniblog #1

Hello. This is a miniblog, a very short blog. Tomorrow we will be talking about Bob Ross. I just feel like talking about him.

Whales

I just like whales, so I am going to write about them.
                  

                              Blue Whales


              -are the largest animal
              -have a tongue weighs as much as an elephant.
              -can live up to 110 years.
              -weigh 300,000 to 400,000 lbs.!



             Belugas can swim backwards
             Bow-head Whales can live up to 200 years!

My Favorite ...

So I like a few things. Not a lot but a few. So lets get started!


         Drink: Dr. Pepper
         Type of Dr. Pepper: Normal
         Franchise: Pokèmon
         Pokemon: Slowking 
         State: Alaska
         State of Matter: Liquid
         Holiday: Christmas
         Parent: Can't decide
         Country: France
         Country Song: But they are all so terrible
         Artist: Pablo Picasso
         Artist (The one who writes songs): Elvis
         Elvis Song: Love Me Tender
         Song: Bye Bye Birdie?
         Idiom: Upset The Applecart
         Food: Fried Chicken
         Restaurant: Red Lobster  
         Word: Denoument 
         Letter: W
         Number: 2
         Teacher: Mr. Marrs, My Fourth Grade Teacher
         Color: Purple 
         Shape: Octagon
         Head wear: Crown
         Plant: Forget Me Not
         Planet: Neptune
         Candle: Cinnamon Spiced Vanilla 
         Candy: Twix
         Movie: The Seven Year Itch
         Body Part: Kidney 
         Book: The Penultimate Peril, By Lemony Snicket
         Video: You on Kazoo 
         President: John Adams
         Font: Comic Sands
         Dog: Cody, My Black Lab
         Dog that is alive: Alice my very cute dog.
         Type of Dog: Alaskan Malamute
         Animal: Whale
         To Do: Buy Pokèmon 
         To Color With: Colored Pencils
        

In Missouri 2016

So around Columbus Day I went to Missouri for a wedding. It was a fun, long trip. We saw the Arch, watched movies and listened to  awesome music. We stayed in the Comfort Inn Hotel in Festus. It had awesome breakfast and awesome room service. I remember watching a Bill Nye about spiders right before the wedding. The hotel had such a cold refrigerator it froze my Sunny D! Those things are hard to freeze! It also had an awesome fitness center. That I only used once. What a terrible tragedy that was. I had a awful white board in the car that kept falling apart (No offense Nana) The wedding reception was sort of fun. It had Coke. (There should be a Bill Nye about coke). 

Happy 4th of July!

To truly have a good 4th of July why not learn the history!  This takes us back to 1776 to learn the real truth, the fireworks are supposed to be on the 2nd, the real signing of The Declaration of  Independence. But we claimed our Independence from England on the 4th so Win Win! In 1817 John Adams complained in a letter that America seemed uninterested in its past, that was all about to change. Unfortunately Adams died 9 years later on the 4th of July with Thomas Jefferson dead the same morning in 1826.  John Adams was mad because the holiday was on the 4th and the signing was on the 2nd. In the 1920's fireworks were ridiculously unsafe.  This year we celebrate America's 240th birthday!







Other famous things that happened on July 4th include:

* In 1831 James Monroe died.
* In 1870 Congress made it a National Holiday.
*Calvin Coolidge was born in 1872, our 30th president.
*Tokyo Rose was born in 1916 in California.
*The US flag flows with 50 stars in 1960 (thanks Hawaii)
* Lou Gehrig gives his farewell speech in 1939 at Yankees                                                          Stadium.

Politics

                                                 

Hi! I know what you are thinking; An 8-year old will have a somewhat good blog about politics - (and if you where thinking something else - TOO BAD) Question: Why is Hillary getting such bad ratings. Answer: ''The DONALD'' Trumped her. I give that a- :). Yes, that's right I just :) my own blog. High-Five for me! Oh and I'd like to forgive all you Republicans for the ''My dad is a late elephant'' I meant to say donkey. I have terrible news for any republican who likes Annie, Annie is a .................    DEMOCRAT!!!!!! Yes, you just have to watch the movie to find out. Question: Was Teddy Roosevelt a Republican? If you are a Democrat you probably said " No" and if  Republican you said ''Of Course". If you were a Republican you were.... of course right! Tomorrow is Memorial Monday so keep those soldiers' memories alive!