Snakes 2, here we go
1.Australia is the only continent where venomous snakes actually outnumber the non-venomous ones.
2.The Boa Constrictor is the only living animal which is commonly known by its full Latin name, boa constrictor. The only other example is the extinct Tyrannosaurus Rex.
3.On April 1, 2007, Google sent an email to its employees warning that a python was loose in its New York Office. It was not a joke.
4.The decapitated head of a dead snake can still bite hours after death. Because dead snakes can't regulate how much venom they inject, such bites can often contain large amounts of venom.
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Sunday, January 21, 2018
Saturday, January 20, 2018
Tooth Blog
So, I have a friend. I know, right shocking! But, She lost her tooth. In a very unusual way. Me. The way was hilarious. Pinch Ow. Pinch Ouch, Stop that. Pinch Wa Wa Wa Wa. Whats wrong? {In between sobs } You You You. What? My tooth Aaaah. So then I take off her glasses and Boom!
they're gone. What you do with my glasses? Uh,Uh. I get up and then I realize something. We are moving! AAAAAAAAAH. Bus Driver, help me out here. So we get to the REC, and I find her glasses. (I totally wasn't sitting on them by the way.) They're not broken, so that's good. Code red-Blood everywhere. So we get to the Rec. We eat a bagel. Hey, Colton my tooth just fell out. Cool.
they're gone. What you do with my glasses? Uh,Uh. I get up and then I realize something. We are moving! AAAAAAAAAH. Bus Driver, help me out here. So we get to the REC, and I find her glasses. (I totally wasn't sitting on them by the way.) They're not broken, so that's good. Code red-Blood everywhere. So we get to the Rec. We eat a bagel. Hey, Colton my tooth just fell out. Cool.
Monday, January 8, 2018
Puns
Puns. Puns. Puns. I think where to start.
Snakes
Which river are you sure to find snakes? The Hiss-isippi River
What did the snake give to his wife? A goodnight hiss
For more snake puns: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/snakejokes.html
I never gonna give-
No! I give up. I'm not Rick Astley.
Whoever said that- It is not nice to Rick-Roll people.
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