Florida Adventure 2016

So there I was dreaming about it. In one day I would be at Florida, then I hear a "it's time to wake up!" and I realized it was not just a dream. I cannot wait to see the snoring machine (Just Grandma).  So half way into our flight to (you know) THE HOUSE OF THE MOUSE they ask us if we want peanuts. I'm like (as always)  Uh... Yeah I do . She tosses them at me. What horrible service. Anyways we get to Florida and Grandma and Grandpa pick us up eventually. It was raining cats and dogs. So on Wednesday I danced with Sandy and did the Cotton-Eyed Joe with a bunch of other people. Then Bingo, who could not remember that fateful night. I would have won 30$ if my dad did not switch cards with me in the middle of the round. But nooo my dad had to switch cards with me and he won. Thursday we hit Siesta Key and a seagull almost pooped on us . At the end of the day my tooth fell out. Friday was April Fools , I had pizza despite my tooth and won shuffle board with the best partner ever Jerr Bear. (Jerry, yes the big fisherman).On Saturday Jerr Bear and Sandgirl (Sandy) took us on an awesome boat ride and we saw alligators! On Sunday we left Camp Florida Resort with out being heard. Grandma did some thing shocking that we will talk about forever. (I can't mention it here ). We got to Disney and I was elated. We were right by a pool but a bigger pool was farther up and better. So I was never bored. So we go to Disney Springs. The next day we go to EPCOT and there are these countries. You would think Canada would be better than it is. The American Adventure is cool but why where Benjamin Franklin and Mark Twain the hosts of The American Adventure? They did not even come from the same era. Mexico was so fun that there was even a boat ride. Morocco had a bunch of Fezzes. Later on we ran to the gift shops. After we went to the gift shops we saw a bug . My dad saw a very similar bug.  I love Florida. Except for the bugs. Thanks Bugs!